THIS MACHINE HAS MEAT IN IT

A game for those of us who really hate our jobs

You're sitting alone in your cubicle. You've just finished ten straight hours of data entry. Your only plans for the evening are to go home to your shoebox apartment, struggle to eat a meal, and collapse into bed to do it all again tomorrow.

But as you pack your notepad into your bag, you can't help but see the stalking thing that hovers behind the plastic Ficus at the corner by the regional sales manager's office.

You can't help but hear as its chittering mandibles clatter together in an pale and animalistic imitation of joy. Its beady, narrow eyes are fixated on Jeff, hunched over at his desk.

You can't help but smell the foetid reek of its saliva as it slips past its open lips and lingers momentarily, suspended in the air like a rotten snowflake, before spilling to the floor and soaking into the threadbare carpet.

Just a hallucination, I guess? Just a trick of the light. Maybe been working to hard, yeah? Maybe... Maybe.

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Two parts cosmic horror, one part black comedy, all wrapped up in a 19XXs style employee brochure.

Join together with a team of other awakened employees, and plumb the depths of the nightmare prison that is your workplace, in search of the beating hellish heart of the beast that eats your time. Fight colleagues, bosses, and otherworldly horrors on your journey up the corporate ladder in search of much better work/life balance.

Seek out clues, piece together secrets, and fight your way to, eventually, killing your job.

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"This Machine Has Meat In It by @TheMythBastard feels like a cross between classic Paranoia and The Silt Verses. The layout brilliantly adds to the dark comedy cosmic horror corporate dystopian feel of the game." - @RuffleJax